oh my fuck. ok so like 4 days ago i went to make waffles and they weren’t in the freezer and i was like “oh well that’s weird i don’t remember eating all the waffles” and i checked the recycling to see if the box was in there and it wasn’t so i got really confused… and i was going ape shit because somebody ate my god damn waffles and my mom just found them in the cupboard underneath the sink. 

WHY THE HELL DID I PUT MY WAFFLES UNDERNEATH THE SINK